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A cat dies and goes to
Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says,
'You've
been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is
yours, al
you have to do is ask.'
The
cats says, 'Well,
I lived all my
life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood
floors.'
God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, a fluffy pillow
appears.
A
few
days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they
go to
Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the
cat.
The
mice said, 'All
our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even
women
with brooms. If we could only have a pair
of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.'
God
says, 'Say no
more.' And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of
tiny roller skates.
About
a week later,
God decides to check and see
how the cat is doing.
The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow.
God
gently wakes him and asks, 'How are you doing? Are you happy here?'
The
cat yawns and stretches and says, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my
life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best'.
Tell
the joke to a friend!



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